Hopefully you received my dispatch and have taken precautions against
the zombie uprising that will happen tommorow at 2:13pm in downtown San
Francisco. Be advised that this outbreak caught me by surprise, and so I
cannot answer any questions or exercise any control over the events that
unfold, and I most certainly did not organize it.
For those of you who survive the attack, you may meet with fellow
survivors at 3pm to discuss future outbreaks.
There are some epic epidemics on the horizon, and you don't want to be
caught unawares!
Look for the man with the carnation.
Gino & Carlo cocktail lounge
548 Green St, Near Columbus Ave
3pm at the latest!
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Shock! Horror! Some insidious zombie master is organizing an out and out
bloodbath
tomorrow. Please have a close look at this communication I intercepted:
***
Are you sick of the living and their ubiquitous holiday songs?
Do ya wanna take a bite out of the fat man in the red suit?
Maybe you just have a hankerin' for brains!
Undead, it is time for you to rise-up!
Join us for a day of groaning, shuffling AND staggering as we feast
upon hoards of the living, conveniently gathered together for us in
crowded malls and public streets.
This time Kris Kringle better watch the F out!
Flasks and brown bags recommended for your zombie juice!
Be prepared to meet your breathless brethren on Saturday at 2:13pm
sharp!
@ Yerba Buena Gardens ('Twixt 3rd & 4th and Mission & Howard)
Feel free to pass along this info to similarly pulse-deprived
acquaintances,
but WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TELL SANTA!
Helpful Zombie hints:
Zombie must-haves:
White, black, green, & red cream or grease make up
(you can get away with just black and white in a pinch.)
Bruise make-up/Bruise kit.
Liquid blood (make your own with corn syrup and red food coloring).
Gel blood (store bought).
Liquid latex
Spirit gum (for re-gluing latex wounds that come loose)
All of this can be bought at RetroFit Clothing (Valencia & 20th St.)
or
Costumes on Haight (Haight & Pierce)
Zombie make-up links some of these ideas take a little preparation,
but so worth it!):
zombies.tomwalsham.com/costume.html
www.phillyburbs.com/zombies/...ume.shtml
www.terror4fun.com/zombie_make_up.html
www.zombiepubcrawl.com/makeup.php
the zombie uprising that will happen tommorow at 2:13pm in downtown San
Francisco. Be advised that this outbreak caught me by surprise, and so I
cannot answer any questions or exercise any control over the events that
unfold, and I most certainly did not organize it.
For those of you who survive the attack, you may meet with fellow
survivors at 3pm to discuss future outbreaks.
There are some epic epidemics on the horizon, and you don't want to be
caught unawares!
Look for the man with the carnation.
Gino & Carlo cocktail lounge
548 Green St, Near Columbus Ave
3pm at the latest!
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Shock! Horror! Some insidious zombie master is organizing an out and out
bloodbath
tomorrow. Please have a close look at this communication I intercepted:
***
Are you sick of the living and their ubiquitous holiday songs?
Do ya wanna take a bite out of the fat man in the red suit?
Maybe you just have a hankerin' for brains!
Undead, it is time for you to rise-up!
Join us for a day of groaning, shuffling AND staggering as we feast
upon hoards of the living, conveniently gathered together for us in
crowded malls and public streets.
This time Kris Kringle better watch the F out!
Flasks and brown bags recommended for your zombie juice!
Be prepared to meet your breathless brethren on Saturday at 2:13pm
sharp!
@ Yerba Buena Gardens ('Twixt 3rd & 4th and Mission & Howard)
Feel free to pass along this info to similarly pulse-deprived
acquaintances,
but WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TELL SANTA!
Helpful Zombie hints:
Zombie must-haves:
White, black, green, & red cream or grease make up
(you can get away with just black and white in a pinch.)
Bruise make-up/Bruise kit.
Liquid blood (make your own with corn syrup and red food coloring).
Gel blood (store bought).
Liquid latex
Spirit gum (for re-gluing latex wounds that come loose)
All of this can be bought at RetroFit Clothing (Valencia & 20th St.)
or
Costumes on Haight (Haight & Pierce)
Zombie make-up links some of these ideas take a little preparation,
but so worth it!):
zombies.tomwalsham.com/costume.html
www.phillyburbs.com/zombies/...ume.shtml
www.terror4fun.com/zombie_make_up.html
www.zombiepubcrawl.com/makeup.php
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